Dyed and Dentifriced
Since my last Pride and Prejudice post, I have seen two more film versions of the classic novel. Bride and Prejudice, courtesy of Netflix, and Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy, courtesy of Jane. Here are my reviews.
Bride and Prejudice is the Bollywood version, starring the most beloved Bollywood actress of all time, Aishwarya Rai. This was not only my first Aishwarya Rai film, it was my first Bollywood film, unless you count those silly YouTube videos.
My impression of Aishwarya Rai. She’s pretty, but certainly not The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. I was decidedly underwhelmed. If it weren’t for all the hype I might feel otherwise, but I can think of dozens of more attractive women, celebrities and regular Janes alike. She is pretty at any rate, and very graceful, but I didn’t find her acting very impressive. She interpreted Elizabeth’s intelligence and quick wit as affronted snobbery. It was passable though, I’ve certainly seen worse.
My impression of Bollywood. I was impressed. From all those silly YouTube videos I was expecting grainy photography and over-the-top acting. But it looked just like anything produced by a major Hollywood studio.
And the film adaptation. I think they did a great job of transporting P&P to India. I think it was inspired really, because India is one of the few places in the world that the social structure isn’t too far off from that of Austenian England. It’s easy to imagine four grown daughters living at home with their parents in India in this day and age. I didn’t mind the omission of the Kitty character, I always though Kitty was essentially unnecessary. Jane became Jaya, Elizabeth became Lalita, Mary became Maya, and Lydia became Lucky. Maya was my favorite, especially her Cobra dance as the equivalent of Mary’s piano playing. Charlotte, or Chandra, was far too beautiful though, and Jaya too plain.
The story itself gave the impression of having been slapped together by a line worker at Subway. You’re distracted from this by lots of singing and very colorful dancing. My favorite part was Darcy’s comment about the dancing, “I’m a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other.”
This was a fun movie, but I don’t know that I’d necessarily want to watch it again.
Pride and Prejudice: A Latter Day Comedy is the Mormon adaptation. I was expecting it to be a lot stuffier. It’s very light-hearted, and while it doesn’t stray from Church morals and modesty, neither does it preach or proselytize.
They did a great job of moving Elizabeth and her contemporaries into the 21st Century. Instead of sisters, Elizabeth, Jane, Kitty, Mary and Lydia are roommates. The wealthy Lydia owns the house, and she really steals the film as a smart, husband-seeking, often immodest (by Mormon standards), but likable opportunist. Kitty is her whipping girl and sidekick. Jane is a sweet Argentinian import and Mary is… Mary.
I really like what they did with Mr. Collins especially, he’s a returned missionary out to find a bride, STAT, and pretty much anyone will do, except Mary. I always wondered why Austen didn’t throw Mary and Collins together, they seem perfect for each other. But this film sews them up nicely.
Elizabeth is an aspiring novelist, and it drives her crazy when people call her book a romance. She’s very pretty, and I love her springy curls as well as the necessary flaw, her overbite, especially since I have one of those myself. Darcy owns a publishing house amongst other things, and Lady Catherine is converted into his mother. I’m not sure how I feel about the actor they chose for Darcy. At first glance he’s attractive, but as the movie goes on he begins to look like a weasel, and a close-up of his non-existent lips was unnerving.
Wickham was the only character that didn’t translate very well. The actor isn’t attractive enough for the part, and the case against him is weak by today’s standards.
Overall this was a light, fun adaptation. I prefer something meatier, but it was very well done and I’d definitely watch it again, maybe on a Girls’ Night In.














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I love the Bollywood version- translating issues of class into a post-colonial context works really well- and Collins is so perfect!
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I haven’t seen either film, but need to add them to netflix now. I’d actually forgotten about them. Love the layout of your blog, it’s great.
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Oh, and totally agree on Mary and Collins. They always seemed perfect for each other.
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